Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

tijuana toothpole

The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.

"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"

by Crackbasher September 26, 2015

Tijuana Twist

You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.

“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”

by Fecal-detective.1952 March 07, 2021

tijuana rimjob

Taking a shot of tequila out of a persons butthole and then blowing a line of cocaine back into it.

You ever have a tijuana rimjob? Its when a girl takes a shot out of your butthole and then blows a line of coke into it. You have to give one back though or else it doesnt count

by josthegross November 12, 2014

tijuana cheesesteak

When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word

Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."

by Willy V. July 30, 2003

tijuana sauna

the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.

i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious

by k dawg 41 September 24, 2007

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave July 11, 2006