theresmethinmycoffee

theresmethinmycoffee. a southpark tik toker which is an emo f@g, and loves eating popcorn kernels during the movies.

“hey have you heard of @theresmethinmycoffee on tiktok? I heard they have a fart kink.”

by bundleberrie839 November 15, 2021

theresmethinmycoffee

theresmethinmycoffee. a southpark tik toker which is an emo f@g, and loves eating popcorn kernels during the movies.

“hey have you heard of @theresmethinmycoffee on tiktok? I heard they have a fart kink.”

by bundleberrie839 November 15, 2021

theresasmassage

When you go to an Asian massage parlor for a "massage" and they try giving you the 4 finger jammer in your fue.

I see you went to Happy Hands and got the Theresasmassage. How was it? Relaxing and did you follow it up with a shampoo with Suave?

by AmberorAngie May 8, 2022

Theresa

Theresa’s are stunning, smart, and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height (very short). Shes a keeper and if u loose her u will regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for.(But keep in mind she’s sensitive so don’t fuck up shes kill your ass 😊)

don’t be mad at me 🙂 Love you Theresa

by BDB 😉😉 April 4, 2023

thereiamgarythereiam

a phrase that social media users use when they find themselves in media or referenced in text. It is a reference to the Spongebob SquarePants episode "As Seen on TV" where Spongebob points himself out in the commercial to Gary.

when I saw that my bomb threat appeared on a Reddit news page, I replied "thereiamgarythereiam"

by Echold2006 April 14, 2023

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

theresa

THERESA is quite loyal funny loves to spend time with the special friend in her life shes honest loyal respectful has manors and is not only book smart but also street smart she will always go up and beyond for her friends and family she can have an attitude but do can anyone else she trusts everyone till they mess up and shes not gorgious but thats ok she makes up for it privately and when she likes someone there is no stopping her till shes ready to give up

wow theresa is terrific and a special person

by [e-mail] February 9, 2026