by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021
Get the Mammoth Man Milkers mug.An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.
"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
by Uncrowned King June 17, 2021
Get the Mammoth mug.When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021
Get the Wooley Mammoth mug.A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW
by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011
Get the Wooly Mammoth mug.So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Get the Mammoth mug.John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
by Ditty00 December 2, 2014
Get the Mammoth Toe mug.You can always feel the ground rumble before this louder larger than life MAMMOTH is in your presence! Irrational and unpredictable is an understatement. With the most deafening of tone it never sleeps it’s always on the prowl for its next victim too cop a lashing.
by Bowskill90 October 13, 2023
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