The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

Zat You, Santa Claus?

A Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019