bean feast

An event or meeting, the content of which is illogical and incoherent to the point of being surreal.

"That meeting was 6 hours long, and and none of the number on Ted's charts were correct. It was a total bean feast."

by Woytek Zablonksi February 23, 2006

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sausage feast

What you get at a sausagefest when a slut shows up and proceeds to suck everybody off.

Dave: All of us guys were hanging out playin' Call of Duty when Brittany showed up. Our sausagefest turned into a total sausage feast if you get my drift.

Slut 1: Check out this sausagefest, it's like an all you can eat buffet!
Slut 2: More like a sausage feast!

by Pisser0 November 09, 2011

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fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of NY April 25, 2008

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rat's feast

A pile of bloody tampons and human excrement commonly found on British railway lines having been ejected from a train's toilet.

Look out the window at that rat's feast!

by 50 Nurp February 26, 2008

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Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".
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*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by The Underground November 06, 2008

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