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West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
by Liz T. January 14, 2008
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omaha thanksgiving surprise

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
by Surgio November 13, 2007
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Thanksgiving Lights

Christmas Lights that are put up before Thanksgiving. (for people who are sick and tired off anti-procrastinators putting their lights up to early)
Person 1:Dude....That guy has his Christmas Lights up already
Person 2: Na man, those are just Thanksgiving lights.
by Dudemansirperson November 10, 2010
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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving: A day to gain 10 lb at least and eat too much
Julian: I got soooooooooooooooooooo fat from Thanksgiving dinner
Karina: Yup same
by JulianGameZ November 16, 2017
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Thanksgiving Hangover

The result of eating too much on Thanksgiving, and feeling like shit the next morning.
Person 1: I have a major Thanksgiving hangover right now.
Person 2: Yeah, me too, I ate so much yesterday.
by MMW555 November 29, 2010
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Thanksgiving dinner full

When your stomach is totally full and can't take any more food. It was used by Dean Winchester from Supernatural in the episode "My Bloody Valentine".
Hey, wanna go get some food?
No thanks my stomach is full.. like thanksgiving dinner full.
by 89ft February 13, 2010
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thanksgiving

sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey
stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving
by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 25, 2009
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