textual

Getting sexual with text messages.

I got aroused when our text messages went textual.

by Cat-in-the-Hat November 29, 2004

Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

Textual Seduction

The act of seducing someone via text message.

John: Hey there sexy
Sally: Why hey there
John: Wanna kick it tonight?
Sally: It's on.

John and Sally engaged in Textual Seduction.

by Nadeen1214 January 9, 2009

Textual Harassment

Part of the stalker's arsenal, textual harassment is the act of using a mobile phone to bombard someone with unsolicited text messages of any nature, though usually social or sexual in nature.

A: "Dude, the chick I railed last weekend won't leave me alone. I'm getting 5 or 6 texts a day from her."

B: "Sounds like textual harassment to me, man. I'm so sorry to hear about that."

by Jay Claytor January 4, 2009

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003

homo textual

a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like OMG, LOL, WTF in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.

it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.

I cant text nick for too long because he is so homo textual its sad

by noelle miller January 24, 2009