Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

TBestIG's Law

Originating from IFunny user "TBestIG"(a degenerate), TBestIG's Law states that there will never be anything more hilarious than reading a bad, offensive, or cringe political view or opinion online, checking the user's profile and or finding a user's alternative accounts whether on the same site or another, and finding out they are "openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn and vore".

"I have been in several arguments with TBestIG on his profile and whenever i challenge his views he removes my comment or blocks me to get the last word in and to find out he's an otter vore loving faggot is hilarious and i won't be taking him seriously anytime soon in the foreseeable future". - GoodSamaritan

"TBestIG's law strikes again retard."

by GOODSAMARITAN.IF February 23, 2020

Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.

Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !

Don't Be A bruce !!

by Paulie G D. October 25, 2008

Don't be anal

When someone is being anal about something, he is choosing to be an asshole. He is choosing to be tight and strong minded like the anal sphincter. Therefore, you tell him; "Don't be anal".

The english teacher is anal about getting the assignments in on time.

Don't be anal about my driving officer. Can you please give me a warning?

bad behavior misbehaving asshole idiot dickhead

by Ultra Power May 31, 2012

Don't Be A Bruce

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.

You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "

by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008

I can't be ringed

I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter

Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!

Me: .... I can't be ringed.

Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.

Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?

by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010

Wasn'tbeen

One level below the hasbeen, a wasn'tbeen is a kook who also poses as a hasbeen, the main difference being, the wasn'tbeen never was, but the hasbeen has...

"That dude Gary is such a wasn'tbeen."

by ankowai April 21, 2017