Candy Tar

The puss resin that one accumulates on their tool after making 'sweet' love.

He had a Candy Tar, all over his Chocolate Bar. -Bob Marley

by Kanstul Kid November 6, 2006

gnar-tar

A Compound word using "gnarly and tardy".
Reserved for people who are extremely stellar, yet do very very retarded things.

"We walked 4 kilometers for moonshine because we're gnar-tar"
"She is such a gnar-tar, she sprained her wrist bowling."

by shoppingcart February 14, 2009

Tar and Feather

The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).

"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.

by Darth Invadher September 7, 2012

Ass tar

The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.

Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.

by scythe74 November 23, 2018

Ass Tar

A combination of thick shit and sweat compounded into one's butt crack.

John held his poop in all day, therefore creating Ass Tar.

by Kekfjjtkf January 5, 2017

Tar Pot

a greasy ol french native who think they own everything around them

You hear about sally? Yeah, what a tar pot

Jim got caught poaching fish the other day.. "Thats because he's a tar pot"

by Motor Boat-er September 19, 2013

kay-tar

the slightly evolved ancestor of a rare screeching monkey: has poor motor skills and short term memory. slightly less hairy than the average primate.

a kay-tar often exemplifies bad judgement and does NOT make good choices.

is well known for dumbass remarks and meek understanding or jokes, unless they directly include the word "penis", or any other form or genitalia.

uses monkey-like reflexes to promptly hit balls that may be flying at her face. (most often volleyballs)

so, basically, generally amazing and beautiful. :)

A)

clara: KAY-TAR YOU FUCKING BABOON! get your hairy ass over here!

kay-tar: haha...wait what?

clara: ooooh my lordie.

B)
carrie: make good choices!

kay-tar: i wont! :)

C)
clara: so, dickfuck, whats faster than a speeding bullet?

dickfuck: idk, what?

clara: a jew with a coupon.

everyone: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

kay-tar:.........haha.......i dont get it.

clara: kay-tar...just go hit some balls or something.

kay-tar: hahahahaha balls....(:

by sugarlesshigh December 14, 2010