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dude that turtle was delicious
turtle by A Stillisano October 21, 2009
A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.
"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"
Turtle by GioMoose April 1, 2009
Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.
Heryman is a turtle.
turtle by turtleturtleturtle July 11, 2009
the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck
turtle by lah lah lah November 22, 2014
to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.
He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.
turtle by ste-fan-iii April 9, 2006
"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!
E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!
Turtle by nick November 26, 2003