Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.
by Khryssye Buccini December 05, 2003
by El Bastardo October 09, 2003
this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing
Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.
by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005
by rfgjhiuahga December 26, 2011
by turkey fan November 10, 2003