Taonga

Taonga is God's greatest son. Greater even than that middle eastern fraud. He is God's gift to mankind. Worship and cherish Taonga. If you ever meet him in person buy him a pint because he deserves it for gracing you with his presence. Taonga was sent on earth to redeem the great nation of Zimbabwe. Taonga is the saviour.

Guy 1: Yo bro I just made $16000 from my 0.01 lot trade, how is that possible?
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should

by Tit_licker February 8, 2025

Tongan Tetherball

Verb/Action. One man stands, his balls dangling from a surface while erect. Two or more people then stand around his balls, and smack the living shit out of them (as if they’re playing tetherball). The first person to make the man cum or pass out wins!

Bro, my hand is sweaty from Tongan Tetherball!

by gv_86 February 14, 2026

Willie Tonga

An amazing man! Beautiful eyes, luscious lips and is very sensitive

How amazing is Willie Tonga?
I want a Willie

by Yupy March 12, 2013

wonga tonga

when you defecate in the toilet but it go boom, so you travel to spain and change your identity.

son: "mother... wonga tonga"
mother: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by wothyy April 1, 2023

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018