Topha

An obese feline, typically a house cat that eats too much food.

That darn cat is such a Topha, she ate everything in the house!

by Sopha the Cat November 2, 2010

Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.

*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir

by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Top Hat

A woman's tight vagina

Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011

top hat

Oral sex while dropping a deuce. See also "blumpkin".

by Dugnugs November 6, 2003

top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.

I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.

by LickitySplits May 3, 2019