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toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.
"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."
by rastcou646 August 10, 2012
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toolbagass

A person who shoves things up their rectum in order to cover up their aspergers and appear more like a tool at the same time.
Matt is a toolbagass.
by jrbennyboy October 13, 2011
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Tool Bag

Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.
by YelaWhich July 22, 2011
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TOOL BAG

BRITT WHOLER and/or ANDY MANESS
When someone's acting really gay (thinks his subaru is a mercedes benz, thinks speaking in aim talk is legit, and has a huge schnoz) they can also be be referred to as a subychild, they are a TOOL BAG.
AND/OR
when someone has really gay flo... stubbornly continues to think he is 100% man despite the fact that his voice is so high he undeniably has a vagine, they are a TOOL BAG.
by gayness123 October 16, 2008
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the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
by Chang Winning March 30, 2009
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tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools
by wordception June 18, 2011
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means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
by reem12 March 8, 2009
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