Talen

Extremely tall, lovable, considerate, kind, knows how to love on a girl, amazing, has a huge dick, and gives incredible hugs

Girl 1: wow, that girl is so lucky to have talen
Girl 2: i know, whatever girl gave him up is a real moron

by Super Bitch Devil September 30, 2011

I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

Taleb'ed his own reputation

Destroying your own reputation completely and irreversibly in a few quick steps. Usually refers to someone's great reputation that was built over a very long time and which was utterly destroyed in a very short time by their own unexpectedly ridiculous actions, like the previously-respected famous author Nicholas Nassim Taleb did to his own reputation after many consecutive aggressive rants on social media that many saw as complete mental break-downs and as attacks to his own ideas, books, friends, colleagues and followers. This is one of the quickest known "from Hero to Zero" in the modern world.

He was building his reputation for 20 years but he Taleb'ed his own reputation in 20 minutes

by Ultra-Fragile May 29, 2021

thales

a greek mathematician who made many strides in the field of math and fell in love with Joseph Amagliani c.550 BCE

Thales of Miletus was great at math.

by am1r April 25, 2006

Talent show drag

When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.

Dude to another dude sitting next to him.

"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

hidden talent

When someone doesn't know about a special talent that you or someone has. Pretty much a secret to the person who doesn't know about it.

(Dave) Wow. Kara can work magic with her mouth.
(Tom) Really? Guess thats her hidden talent.
(Dave) Mhmm.

by yoursocool August 24, 2009