Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

Hella Timers

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.

A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."

by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019

timer

A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.

"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"

by Capitan Future March 17, 2017

funny timer sand

the term Hank Hill used to call "cocaine" after Peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him.

"we're not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand"

by beeareeyeehen June 11, 2006

Tomer

Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.

"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."

by attackofcomicsans December 9, 2016

loin-tamer

a lady who has managed to domesticate a serial-shagger

Katy Perry's a loin-tamer

by Lickey Chapman January 5, 2011

Part timer

Someone who leaves early instead of staying out & getting fucked up. Part timers are pure buzzkills.

Person 1 - "Right, I'm away home"

Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"

Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*

Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."

Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"

by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 30, 2009