Tart Fuel

Any sweet alcoholic bottled drink marketed at early 20’s females with names like Appletini’s or Bacardi Breezers. Usually made from a wine spirit and sugar base.

Sharon and Kylie went out last night and got wasted on the 30 bottles of Tart Fuel that the boys from the football team bought them.

by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

tart cart

bus used to bring mentally challenged kids to school

"Birdman rides the tart cart to school"

by Super Dee September 5, 2002

Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."

by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009

tart with the cart

Popular local name for the statue of Molly Malone selling shellfish out of a cart, mounted on the pavement between the main gates of Trinity College and Grafton Street, Dublin, Ireland.

Ya gadda love the tart with the cart. Nice jugs on her. The oysters would probably taste as good as they ever did.

by Fearman December 10, 2007

Tart it up

To fix or edit something (e.g. a report for your boss) to make it better

I need to tart it up so the boss will like it better.
If I tart it up I think it will look a lot better.

by randysox October 29, 2009

tart's-tits

The female equivalent of Builder's Bum.

"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"

by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017