slop-tart

One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.
Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.
by aladiesman August 25, 2008
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Strawberry Tart

Person1: How's your strawberry tart?
Person2: The ticks are a bit off every now and then but I'll be fine.
by Marlux April 19, 2009
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cherry tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
by O'Flagherty June 02, 2007
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Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
by O'Flagherty June 26, 2007
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Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
by Dooley July 12, 2006
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Pop Tarts

"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."
by BrianNJ November 28, 2007
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art tart

That dude is such an art tart
by Lidiaf-ingreal April 16, 2015
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