tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve

:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY

by Mauf56 May 10, 2020

Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

TARDIS

1. Acronym: Time And Relative Dimension In Space
2. Noun: Time machine owned by the Doctor which appears as a little police box on the outside, but is a pocket dimension on the inside

Where to next? The TARDIS can take us anywhere!

by BoraxNumber8 May 3, 2023

Tardy

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Tardy

by gellima March 10, 2023

Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.

Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.

by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025

pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot

by Pot Head December 7, 2002