Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.

Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.

by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025

tardi

someone who takes awhile to understand things or is late to class by three hours

he laughed five minutes after the joke was said#tardi

by utardi April 20, 2018

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

tardy bug

many people consistently tardy to a certain class

There is a tardy bug in my Spanish 1 class.

by MIke Trout June 10, 2019

pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot

by Pot Head December 7, 2002

Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.

"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"

by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011

ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.

Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy

by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015