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Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.
Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.
by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025
mugGet the Tardismug.

tardi

someone who takes awhile to understand things or is late to class by three hours
he laughed five minutes after the joke was said#tardi
by utardi April 20, 2018
mugGet the tardimug.

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.
Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!
by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020
mugGet the Turdling tardismug.

tardy bug

many people consistently tardy to a certain class
There is a tardy bug in my Spanish 1 class.
by MIke Trout June 10, 2019
mugGet the tardy bugmug.

pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot
by Pot Head December 7, 2002
mugGet the pot-tardymug.

Tardy Hug

A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011
mugGet the Tardy Hugmug.

ardy tardy

Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.
Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy
by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015
mugGet the ardy tardymug.

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