tardstroke

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.

Hitler is a TARDSTROKE

by Monkfishification October 15, 2009

Tardass

One who is so stupid that they move beyond the tard stage to tardass. Step two of three in the tard dimension.

"Brandon, you have been demoted to tardass."

"One more step until I reach the highest level of tarddom!"

by Shimdaddy July 7, 2003

Tardass

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

Niggy Tardust

Grippo King, philosopher, and artist.
Downright to the marrow, he’s the arrow through the heartless.
Sunlight in the afternoon, his shadow travels furthest.
Woven through the heart of doom, he’s bursting through the surface.
Hardly nervous, suffice to say, he understands his purpose: Threshold King of everything, a comical absurdist.
Sometimes when he talks he sings, yet keeps his high notes wordless.

When I say Niggy, you say nuthin. Niggy Tardust.

by Toussaint May 25, 2008

tardass

some one who is obnixous and or a fucking retard

god alex you are such a tardass

by mike budinsk March 10, 2009

Tarvis'd

-Verb, past tense

to be un-friended abruptly on Facebook, twitter, and/or real life based solely on quick, emotional judgment.

Can you believe I just got Tarvis'd because I called Aaron fat again.

by The Berdman November 9, 2013

Tardian

One who lives in The Land of the Retardia.

By the power of Retardia. . . .I.AM.TARDIAN!!!!!!

by ATacoMassacre September 30, 2014