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Unfinished Tales

The lost lore of Middle-Earth, with notes and an introduction by Christopher Tolkien.
The Unfinished Tales are essential in the collection of Tolkien literature.
by Larstait November 20, 2003
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Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.
by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009
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Talese

Talese is beautiful and a smart girl with a great personality. Her personality is contagious. She is as rare as her name. She has had a hard life but still shines through it all like a diamond in the rough. She loves long walks on the beach. She loves bagels with extra cream cheese, make sure it’s toasted because she like it really hot. She has long dark hair and it’s usually braided. Her hidden talent is braiding everything in sight.
Paul- Hey, who is that new girl in the Business Office?!

Krystal- Oh, that’s a Talese. We have never had anyone like her before. She is rare.
by Stanti June 27, 2019
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Tapestry

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.
by MiniBaj October 5, 2020
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Takes the piss

Makes fun of
Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.
by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004
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Tales of Eternia

Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.
Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.
by Maniac_88 April 17, 2006
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Tapestry

One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).
Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is
by Penne hole December 17, 2019
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