stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009

Stress Card

The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.

Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.

Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.

by B 2/75 February 13, 2007

stress

shitty ass weed. also known as schwag

cali term i think.

I dont want this stress, it has fuckin seeds! Pass that hydro

by dank November 19, 2003

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

shresh

Retarded shrek

Shrek in “Shrek forever after” is such a shresh

by DaftCuntttttttttttttttt May 8, 2018

Shreshtha

Shreshtha is a Hindu name. Shreshtha means " the best in Sanskrit " A very funny, caring, smart, cute, loving, loyal, and trustworthy woman/girl. She enlightens everyone's day and is an amazing person overall. She dislikes monkeys and admires deers. She thinks quantum entanglement is a trap set put by god to confuse mankind. She is very irritated by ... ...

Shreshtha is always right

If Shreshtha is wrong refer to first sentence

Thanking someone for birthday wishes is basic manners quote by Shreshtha

by MyloveFarhanAktar July 15, 2021

Shresht

a guy that has all the girls following him. Always watches anime. And will always have a crush on senior girls.

here come shresht

by __sharveshh August 24, 2022