Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.
by Woahjah April 2, 2009
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by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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Swedish Welder
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
by V-diddy August 11, 2016
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“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”
by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005
Get the Swedish automobile mug.The kind of person who has incredible luck, and everyone loves her....(most of the time) especially guys named Ryan.... She has the worst taste and is extremely tall, has a big mouth, is a cat lover, and is an extreme wierdo. She doesnt admit her crushes and is perfect for guys with names that start with an A :D Their always a brunette and has their dumb blonde moments! Btw.... dont mess with a Sweda.... you'll end up with a broken nose... lol :D
by Team Gale <3 August 10, 2012
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Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014
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by BigBallOfPinkFluff December 1, 2009
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