swastika

A really pretty symbol, which is also fun to draw. In ancient times, it was used all over the world as a symbol of good luck and prosperity.

If I had an organization, then I would totally use a swastika as the symbol of it. But it turns out Hitler beat me to it.

So now the swastika has the exact opposite meaning of what it used to be- except for some random white supremacists.

Sometimes I just don't know about that Adolf.

Me: I love drawing swastikas- they're so pretty!

Jew: I HATE YOU, you Nazi!!

Me: Up yours!!

Jew: *sobs and runs away*

by Aryan Person June 13, 2009

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

swastisquach

the nazi sasquach that is hairy and is goin to rape whatever it sees that is rapeable and likes to kill shit that isnt.

the most awsome mythical creature to ever exist, it lives wherever the fuck it wants and is supperior even to huck noris, the wannabe chuck norris.

"hey, jim! its a sasquach!"
"uh, bob, that no sasquac- ahhhhhhhhh!"
jim dies.
bob gets raped.

the swastisquach pwns bitches

by happypill363 January 10, 2009

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

pretty as a swastika

1.) when a girl has black hair, really white skin and wears blood red lipstick, she looks "pretty as a swastika"

2.) a term marilyn manson uses to get girls to have sex with them

3.) something thats red white and black

guy- "your as pretty as a swastika"
girl- "oh thank you sir"

marilyn manson- "when I see you in the sun your as pretty as a swastika!!!!"

girl- "ohhhh baby!!! I love you.......lets go back to my place *gets naked and humps marilyn manson's leg*

guy- nice shirt you have on
other guy- thank you, its black red and white

by night78956 June 20, 2009

Swastika

A Symbol used as far back as ancient times and even endorsed by the Christian Communitys until as recently as 75 years ago, The SYmbol is still used by Eastern Religions such as Hinduism for good luck and as a "charm against the evil eye" today.

However in western society the Swastika has been regarded as the symbol of evil since 1945.

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003