swacked

Drunk.

You were pretty swacked last night.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010

swonked

Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.

I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.

by Troy Wright October 14, 2007

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Swacked

Having your swagger jacked by a poser

Ronnie swacked Paulie D's wake up routine

by REAL DJ Paulie D October 6, 2011

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008