Swefty

Might be unknown but can be everywhere, and possibly the funniest in the world.

YO swefty wsg!!

by Swefty February 11, 2023

shafty

A derogatory term used when referring to people from Belfast.

Derived from the term Belshaft, a slang name for Belfast

Often used by culchies and by scousers when referring to people from Belfast who are living in Liverpool.

Those fucking Shafty's stole my bike

Ya can't trust a Shafty mate

Some Shafty glassed me last night

by Feelbert October 23, 2007

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006

Swifty Nade

When playing first-person shooter games with friends, the "Swifty Nade" is the act of tossing a grenae into an area populated by your teammates, waiting a few seconds and then saying "Oh, Grenade.." just a second or so before it goes off, killing everyone in the room.

Especially popular during games of Capture the flag while playing Halo or Halo 2.

See Also: Teamkilling Fucktard

"I had the flag all the way back at our base, but then we got Swifty Naded and the other team returned. Fucker."

by Ripp January 28, 2005

seat belt safty

when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!

Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty

by Penguin69 February 22, 2009

Phil Swifty

Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.

The church of Phil Swifty

by Veiny1072 July 9, 2018

swifty

Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)

The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.

Bro, if you give me that monitor I will give you a Swifty

Swifty's for reps

by Slurpppppp April 12, 2014