moral support

Offering your psychological help when doing absolutely nothing. Kind of like the sort of person who does jack shit during group projects.

"He's only providing moral support. What a wanker"

by NaysWindu May 26, 2017

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017

emotional support kpop boy

once you become a kpop stan, you’re assigned a kpop boy to be your emotional support boy. said kpop boy is either your ideal mans or ideal best friend.

kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”

kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”

by ㅠㅠ… June 26, 2021

tech support

A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.

Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?

Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.

Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?

Dave: Sure, go ahead.

Tech support: Age?

Dave: 43.

Tech support: Name?

Dave: Dave.

Tech support: Account number and password?

Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?

Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?

Dave: What?

Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.

by Haven R. May 6, 2008

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

child support

another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined

Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!"

Friend 2: "well...there are always hitmen for hire..."

by intellectual black man March 6, 2008