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Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.
Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
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SuperAlts

The best Minecraft Alt shop ever made
I love SuperAlts, I buy all my Minecraft accounts there
by SDAJK1 August 19, 2017
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Sumer

A beautiful, Smart, Kind, Loving, And a perfect Girl .
AKA the best girlfriend of friend you could possibly have .
Dude Jasmine is so hot!
But she is nothing compared to sumer!
by SnipeShotGG April 25, 2017
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sumer

the most feared hacker on aol and aim
clinical studies indicate sumer is believed to hacked thousands of aim leets during the years of 2000-2003 alone.
by mooovies September 15, 2003
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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.
George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.
by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010
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Semerang

The act of dreaming about wearing ladies frilly knickers and enjoying it.
Neil had a semerang last night.
by jwhalli August 3, 2012
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smeralda

"wow I wish I was as nice as Smeralda"
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