spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.

Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011

Sending a Slanty

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.

Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.

by Agnesagnesagnes March 16, 2013

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

standing doggy

When a relationship between a male and female becomes intimate and the female is told to “turn around”. The male stands up on the edge of the bed and proceeds to lay pipe in doggystyle while standing. It is widely known as the best sex position. RUFF RUFF 🐶

Did you do standing doggy on her last night?

by Sigma Fart September 9, 2023

Giving/Sending a Wassup

saying "hello" to someone.
or
wanting someone to say "hi" to someone else for you.

"I'm going to go give Dr. D a wassup."

"Give Ayman a wassup from me!"

"I'm going to see Omar."
"Cool! tell him I sent a wassup"

by ~SS September 1, 2005

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by AntisocialWeeb August 1, 2018

Sending A Fax

Another way of saying your taking a dump.

Analogy--the flush handle is the "start" button.

"Bob, where you going?"
"Im sending a fax."

by Why So Serious August 21, 2008