A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.
Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.
by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006
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News Girl on the Adam Carolla Show, which airs 6-10 a.m. on KLSX in LA and is also simulcast to other West Coast markets. A very sexy and funny gal who evens out the testosterone levels!
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Hey guys, lets go into strasburg and go to valley bank and steal all their suckers! hell yeah! we are such badasses!
by bitter_enemy August 20, 2008
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Get the strats mug.literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
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