swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

shivelbobby

When a large black man slides his massive penis into Lucas Nesslerodt's ass at rapid speeds with no lube and when finished cums a big load in Lucas's mouth.

(Lucas nesselrodt is a jail bitch)

When spending time in jail the Lucas Nesslerodt was shivelbobby because of his small size

by Jimbeeth May 27, 2014

swivels

A point of alcoholic intoxication to where the user has lost balance and good judgement.

swively, swiveling, etc.

"He had the swivels so bad last night, he fell down a flight of stairs and tried to hit his mom."

by MC Mello November 17, 2004

stielhandgranate

German Stielhandgranate means "Steel Grenade" in German. Was the most popularized German grenades during WWII. It was equipped with a wooden handle and a metal 'cap' that contained explosives. the handle was built to be thrown farther than the American and British grenades.

A german threw a Stielhandgranate at the American position.

by Loks July 7, 2005

swivel neck

A male or female that is prone to giving oral pleasure to the male genitalia. The term refers to the fact they they now have very well developed and limber neck muscles. They can possibly be referred to as an oral athlete. Sometimes this person may have a neck shape resembling that of a pelican's.

Look at that swivel neck over there I'd bet she can give all three of us brain and not even break a sweat.

Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

sivel

The brown skid mark in white underwear that somehow creates balance and golf swing tempo for a high flight draw and/or chip ins around the green.

Tiger Woods needs more Sivel to regain his form.

by Effin' Tony May 7, 2017

Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012