stimulus check

to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal.

I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure

by azycray ron May 13, 2009

Stimp

The act of "grinding" or "twerking," except in the case if stimping, the male penis actually goes into the butt hole of the person they are dancing with. This is hands down the nastiest, kinkiest, rudest and quite frankly the best way to get freaky in da club.

Guy 1:"Damn bro you see how hard Laura was getting stimped at the twerkfest last night? I would so stimp the shit out of her."
Guy 2:"Yea man she's got the asshole of a goddess and she loves getting stimped."

Guy:"Sup beb wanna stimp?"
Girl:"No way Jose, that shit is too hardcore for me."
Guy:"Dumb bitch."

by stimpomatic6969 November 21, 2011

Stimu-lice

All the scumbag politicians that are sucking us dry by adding their own pet projects (pork)to the trillion plus dollar Economic Stimulus Package.

"Did you hear that John Kerry and Chris Dodd sponsored a bill that would take $5.8 million of our money to help build the "Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the Senate"?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?!!"
"Those two ass clowns are Stimu-lice !".

by dcav33 March 26, 2009

Stims

Any drug that is classified as a potent stimulant, such as adderall, cocaine, methamphetamine, etc.

Does anyone have any stims?! I'm crashing hard right now!

by MichelleObamaIsAMan September 5, 2017

Stimulater

Born from; "See you later", "Stimulate" and "Simulater".. conbined, Stimulater is a farewell with the added bonus of possible sexual activity.

Can also be shortened to simply "stim".

Samantha: "Ok Dan i'll talk to you soon"
Dan: "Yeah, i'll definatly Stimulater, you filth bag"

Leanne: "The movie starts at 11.30, see you then, love you.
Dan: "Stim, bitch"

by Danny Dubya August 16, 2009

Stimurowdy

To stimulate someone so much to make them rowdy. This could come from a sports team winning, reinforcements at a party, a girl wearing a sexy outfit or thinking of a future fun time with a friend or friends.

Woah they won the championship! they stimurowdied me sooo much!

Dude just thinking about going to sporting events in our wacky suits gets me stimurowdy.

Damn that girl is hot and is making me stimurowdy!

by Alex Elefante July 10, 2010

Stimulus checks

Money that the (US) government hands out to its citizens during desperate times, not because they care about you, but because they're afraid you won't be spending enough money to boost the economy during this period.

Interesting fact: the "stimulus" in stimulus check isn't used in the psychological or physiological sense. Rather, it is referring to the economics concept of stimulating the economy (i.e. encouraging the transaction of commodities).

The fact that the name itself is in reference to the economy rather than you, the citizen, shows the shallowness behind it all.

Stimulus checks are a way of saying that the government cares, but not in the way that you'd imagine it.

The Canadian equivalent of a stimulus check is called CERB/CRB, which stands for 'Canada Emergency Response Benefit' and 'Canada Recovery Benefit', respectively. It has—from the very start—been giving out $2000 checks every month per individual. At least the Canadian name has a better ring to it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021