A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.
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A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 13, 2008
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by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
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I guess man. I don't want to talk about it.
What?
That ho tried to lick my ass last night. That girl is a sewer chewer.
I guess man. I don't want to talk about it.
What?
That ho tried to lick my ass last night. That girl is a sewer chewer.
by The Acheiver July 14, 2008
Get the Sewer Chewer mug.Derogatory term for the lower classes. Or someone who is a bit rough.Rank. Pikey. Like in Titanic when the posh bird asks Leonardo Di Caprio what is it like down in steerage, and he says something like "Fine, hardly any rats at all, Ma'am". Steerage is quite literally the cheapest accommodation on a passenger ship, but also describes so well someone who is a bit scummy!!!
by lucie8uk January 22, 2004
Get the steerage mug.The offspring formed when a man's ejaculate (usually released in the shower) meets a woman's menstruation (usually flushed down the toilet) in a municipal sewer system.
A sewer baby's diet varies. Stomach samples taken show a large percentage of rodents, feces, tampons, goldfish and sewer babies. To digest fibrous material, such as tampons and toilet tissue, the sewer baby has evolved two, sometimes four ruminating stomachs containing various forms of bacteria.
Sewer babies are vile. They are incapable of forming colonies as they are cannibalistic. Reproduction occurs via simple spores distributed aquatically. Webbed feet and hands are the norm. Deformities are common among sewer babies, most notably missing limbs, soft skulls, bruised skin, and in-grown hairs. It should be noted that these in-grown hairs are always accompanied by blood, puss, and an unknown brown fluid.
Eighty percent of the body weight is contained in the head. Sewer babies craniums show an exceptionally rapid growth rate. It is rare for a sewer baby to see their first birthday. After approximately eleven months, the sheer weight of the cranium cannot be supported by the noodle like neck. Serious head trauma usually results after a drastic fall. These catastrophic events result in a feeding frenzy where the sound of thrashing and splashing bodies can be heard from the streets above.
A sewer baby's diet varies. Stomach samples taken show a large percentage of rodents, feces, tampons, goldfish and sewer babies. To digest fibrous material, such as tampons and toilet tissue, the sewer baby has evolved two, sometimes four ruminating stomachs containing various forms of bacteria.
Sewer babies are vile. They are incapable of forming colonies as they are cannibalistic. Reproduction occurs via simple spores distributed aquatically. Webbed feet and hands are the norm. Deformities are common among sewer babies, most notably missing limbs, soft skulls, bruised skin, and in-grown hairs. It should be noted that these in-grown hairs are always accompanied by blood, puss, and an unknown brown fluid.
Eighty percent of the body weight is contained in the head. Sewer babies craniums show an exceptionally rapid growth rate. It is rare for a sewer baby to see their first birthday. After approximately eleven months, the sheer weight of the cranium cannot be supported by the noodle like neck. Serious head trauma usually results after a drastic fall. These catastrophic events result in a feeding frenzy where the sound of thrashing and splashing bodies can be heard from the streets above.
Notices: Do not flush tampons down toilet. They clog our sewers..... with babies. (As seen in woman's bathroom)
You should have been a sewer baby.
You should have been a sewer baby.
by Wilt "sewer baby" Chamberlain April 18, 2010
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