steak tits 

the bresticles of a very muscley woman.

yo man check out the steak tits on that slippery bitch over there!

damn yo, grab me some A1 and get the fuck out my room. its time to baste my T-boner.

steak tits by k-nig September 22, 2007

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

Steak and Shake by Joe August 3, 2003

Steak au Poivre 

A filet of beef, generally Filet Mignon, covered in slightly cracked peppercorns and then seared quickly at high heat in butter and oil. This is to create a crust on the outside while leaving the inside rare to medium rare.
The steak is then usually sliced after a rest period during which the chef creates a pan sauce using the fond (pan leftover goodness) along with cognac, heavy cream, and other choice flavorants.

The sauce is poured over the Steak Au Poivre, and generally the dish is served with steamed Asparagus.

'We went to this snazzy French joint and I got something called Steak Au Poivre, hoping it would be okay, it was yummy as hell."

Steak au Poivre by Guiseppe2490 October 16, 2009

steak drapes 

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

steak drapes by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007

Steak and Eggs 

Slang for the penis and testes.

"I hooked up with LaWanda the other night and really fed her the steak and eggs."

Steak and Eggs by VocabJabber October 16, 2008

Steak and Blowjob Day 

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

Steak and Blowjob Day by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

steak um"s 

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).

Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?

steak um"s by Chip K. September 13, 2008