by jatz70 January 11, 2011
Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
by monkey76 October 13, 2009
Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”
by Frankyspeaks February 10, 2022
by Listen Stupid September 17, 2020
Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.
Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?
Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.
Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.
Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
by S.neeze November 18, 2010
Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.
by Hair pie inspector January 02, 2019
So after we got back from the bar I pulled down her panties and guess what plopped out.. A fuckin' skirt steak!
by CoRPSx February 28, 2011