Red Stater

Boy, you people sure have inaccurate and ill-intentioned opinions about the residents of the Red States don't you? Just so you know, the overwhelming majority of Christians don't go around committing such hate crimes as you are implying that they do.
You people in the Blue States are just resentful and enraged that George W. Bush and the Republicans won the election, and you people always will be until another Democrat finally makes his/her way into office.

You think the Red Staters are uneducated, ignorant rednecks and bigots? Why don't you educate yourselves a little (or even A LOT) before you go out making a bunch of accusations about us, hypocrites.

by Proud to be from a Red State February 22, 2005

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016

statriotic

adj. having the characteristics or qualities of a statriot or statriotism; describing someone whose love of their home state will cause them to support or defend its reputation or interests often far beyond reason. (2006-d.f. < marnieism orig. in reference Australian Rules Football fans, state-ree-ot-ik.)

Marnie: How can you barrack for Collingwood!?!

Liz: ...after West Coast, then Essendon...

Jen: Yeah, Brisbane is my second favourite team, after Essendon...

Ryan: I follow all ten Victorian teams, before I follow any interstate teams.

Jen: Really?

Marnie: Yeah, Victorians can be really statriotic when it comes to football...

by Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008

Staturbate

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020

Satori Tendō

the best boy in haikyuu. he is not chicken tendos. he sang baki baki ni ore in a episode of haikyuu!!

friend: why do you watch this haikyuu all day... and why is there a body pillow of this red head-
me: he is Satori Tendō. now watch this with m e

by piss yellow bed December 7, 2020

Satoru Gojo

A jjk character and a lonely 28 yo virgin with commitment issues who everyone wants to smash for some reason

Person 1: Bro I saw some guy crying at kfc today
Person 2:
Must’ve been Satoru Gojo

by gabussy February 27, 2022

51 stater

- an unpopular racist term to describe a Canadian person because Canada itself is so much similar to America, it is referred to as the 51 state of America.

Canadian: "Man fuck you, you American twat, prove to me your better than any other country!"

American: "I aint gotta prove shit to no one especially if its your ass, 51 stater"

by 90210 Fuckers March 25, 2009