statistical blip

an anomaly in the data.

# "Most commentators felt it was a statistical blip rather than the start of a trend, but it seemed to spook the Conservatives."
—Wales Online

by johnny girony January 10, 2011

Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

by Fasters May 2, 2022

Statius

The act of using one or more dulled knives as sexual toys, for either men or women.

I gave her a nice hot statius, and she instantly started to bleed profusely.

by mk4_1.8t February 27, 2009

scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004

statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.

(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!

by Logical Dash June 11, 2006

A Static Lullaby

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band

Me: A Static Lullaby are my favorite band

. . And Dont Forget To Breathe

by Jenny July 17, 2004

Static

Paranoid behavior around police or any other authority.

Don't act static or the fuzz'll stick.

by Allie-swan August 18, 2008