stoning

An epiphany while stoned.

I'm having a stoning: there will be a time when A.D. stands for After Differences.

by SDScorpio September 16, 2016

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

Mental Stoning

That moment when every villan you currently have is standing next to you and making mean comments about you, basically bullying. You're surrounded by hatred and humiliation. It's like everyone is throwing rocks at you, but instead of rocks, words are used and instead of throwing them at your physical body, they throw it at your mental health.

James: Yo dude, did you go to that mental stoning yesterday.
Henk: Yes, it was terrible... There were about 20 people. The victim was crying out loud, and he eventually ran away into the woods!

by Cials May 24, 2021

I'm staying home today

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

social standing

one's position in society

a man with a decent job is normally said to be in good social standing

by Hobotech October 30, 2013

A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

by rucus11 September 25, 2009

Wall Standing

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.

Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.

by Ughhhh July 31, 2007