Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

Saggy Peaches

A term for someone's wrinkly ball sack when they grow peach fuzz.

I just trimmed by balls and now they look like saggy peaches

by IhasSaggyPeaches August 27, 2011

Shaggavanting

The act of a person who goes round causally shagging other people.

Guy 1: Jane just dumped me!
Guy 2: Don't worry mate, let's go shaggavanting!

by Hanna Ford August 26, 2013

Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

saggy ding fro

A long floppy piece of skin that hangs between your genitalia and your anus that can produce long stinging sensations that are quite harmful to your genitals

I bet you have a saggy ding fro

by Tubby bilbo January 27, 2017

Shagger

Northern regional dialect. Can be used in place of words such as "pal" or "mate"

Oreyt shagger, how the fuck are ya?

by PMJSDM March 13, 2017

saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018