squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.

"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."

by bbcarolan October 23, 2012

squirrel

a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

Chris is a squirrel!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Squirreled

The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.

My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at

by thatoneguynamed_will December 5, 2009

the squirrel

wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath

yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 18, 2006

squirreled

when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply

(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)

by Cruncher February 13, 2006

squirrel

a code name for a girl youve just "called" or targeted for yourself

"see her? squirrel!

...thats my squirrel."

or

"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"

by henryyyzie September 21, 2007