squirrel

Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.

That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.

by xsenia January 13, 2005

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squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.

"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."

by bbcarolan May 14, 2012

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You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

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a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

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The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.

My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at

by thatoneguynamed_will December 05, 2009

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wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath

yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

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when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply

(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)

by Cruncher February 09, 2006

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