Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 4, 2022

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a racist doll.

Bro I woke up today in a black doll. Total rhubarb squirty.

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a racist doll

Bro I does and woke up today as a black doll. Total rhubarb squirty.

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026

Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a evil racist doll.

Bro I died and woke in this black evil doll. Total fuckin rhubarb squirty

by Jared Subway February 28, 2026