squatch

n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)

n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"

by cov January 14, 2009

squarsh

The combination of squishing and smashing in an unnattractive manner.

"Lauren's boobs are totally squarshing out the bottom of that bra." or "I can't believe that girl squarshed ALL her fat into those tiny jeans!"

by ErinH April 30, 2008

SQUATCH

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.

1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.

by Just Todd... November 23, 2006

squatchify

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006

Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021