punching game

The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.

Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.

by Alien Illuminati September 15, 2013

punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

smunchin

Munching, or "eating out" a smurf.

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."

by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

slinching

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

the punching bag

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.

"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."

by Kyle Willinger April 9, 2007