7 definitions by imppress

whi

n. (w-eye) - An interrogative, akin to "Why?", but asked of individuals with a history of supplying answers without evidence.

You: "There's supposedly evidence that President Biden accepted money under the table from the CCP, but after three months we've not been also to see it. Whi?"

Uncle Herb at Thanksgiving: "I'll send you the video."

by imppress January 4, 2021

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

Gretchen

(greht-chen) v. To omit an ingredient from a recipe.

Diner: Mmmph. What's up with the cake?

Chef: Yeah, sorry about that, I Gretchened it. I forgot the eggs.

Diner: Hm. It's not bad, though.

by imppress December 18, 2011

Dung Shui

n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.

Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.

by imppress January 15, 2019

lousy with

adj. American English slang from 1843, seeing its peak in the mid-1940's; currently, it is more commonly heard in New England states.

To be abundant in something.

Downtown was lousy with tourists during spring break.

by imppress January 31, 2019

Urf

v. To bark once. Commonly a dog's courteous request for assistance.

"Can someone let Spot in? He urfed."

by imppress August 6, 2018

peencake

(peen-kayk) n. a baked product shaped like a male reproductive organ, commonly a pancake easily created this way by artful pouring of batter.

Gent: "I got a buddy at the griddle at IHOP. Had him pour my woman a peencake."
Friend: "She eat it?"
Gent: "She sent it back."
Friend "You should too."

by imppress January 26, 2012