imppress's definitions

Dung Shui

n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.

Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.

by imppress January 15, 2019

Urf

v. To bark once. Commonly a dog's courteous request for assistance.

"Can someone let Spot in? He urfed."

by imppress August 6, 2018

lousy with

adj. American English slang from 1843, seeing its peak in the mid-1940's; currently, it is more commonly heard in New England states.

To be abundant in something.

Downtown was lousy with tourists during spring break.

by imppress January 31, 2019

whi

n. (w-eye) - An interrogative, akin to "Why?", but asked of individuals with a history of supplying answers without evidence.

You: "There's supposedly evidence that President Biden accepted money under the table from the CCP, but after three months we've not been also to see it. Whi?"

Uncle Herb at Thanksgiving: "I'll send you the video."

by imppress January 4, 2021

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

peencake

(peen-kayk) n. a baked product shaped like a male reproductive organ, commonly a pancake easily created this way by artful pouring of batter.

Gent: "I got a buddy at the griddle at IHOP. Had him pour my woman a peencake."
Friend: "She eat it?"
Gent: "She sent it back."
Friend "You should too."

by imppress February 19, 2012

Gretchen

(greht-chen) v. To omit an ingredient from a recipe.

Diner: Mmmph. What's up with the cake?

Chef: Yeah, sorry about that, I Gretchened it. I forgot the eggs.

Diner: Hm. It's not bad, though.

by imppress December 19, 2011