scumflake

scumflake (n) - a racist conservative who gets offended by human decency

Tucker Carlson is a fucking scumflake if I´ve ever seen one.

by Ken Leek June 19, 2018

skumfuck

A Western Mass street punk

"Dont mind the smelly bum crashed on the floor, hes just a SKUMFUCK."

by silent duck February 3, 2008

spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006

Spum

the white substance that is exerted from the tip of the male sex organ.

I was licking my boyfriends penis and out came all this spum.

by Bagel the Killa September 3, 2003

spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007

scumfuck

An international punk culture in which the members normally live upon the streets and in families.
(Correct me if I am wrong)

The scumfuck walked down Haight street to buy a drink for his friends.

by Screwdriver October 21, 2003

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006