Spulge

While having sex, the penis does not make a clean entry into the vagina and gets bent or flexed. A spulge is usually just an inconvenience not associated with any long lasting discomfort. In rare cases, a spulge can escalate into a Sploink.

our mom was reverse cowboy'n me hard when I had a spulge due to her big round ass slapping up and down with reckless abandon.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006

soulfly

A metal band that are very hit and miss, one minute they'd be bringing down your neighbourhood with pure thrash then the next minute they'd be giving you a seizure with some half arsed hippy crap.

Sepultura = bad, Soufly = good.

by Wounded January 3, 2005

Spulfy

The act of masturbating whilst pooing

Just had a spulfy with a pooey arse

by Martingoodman November 30, 2019

spufflette

Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spufflette.

by spufflette January 2, 2009

Sulfron

The dark lord; satan's left-hand man, an evil enchanter with dark powers and a will to destroy mankind.

Sulfron cursed the name of Yahweh and was granted eternal life from satan.

by VinE Trigger September 14, 2009

Splfrgh

a vibrating 'Sound' to denote someone blowing their tongue at you.

boy 1: Hey, that's my place that you are sitting at newbie??!!

boy 2: Splfrgh... so go find a new one.

by WordyBirdy February 28, 2012