spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.

"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."

by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009

Tag Sponsor

Tag Sponsor is a girl on Instagram, who is trying to look decent but is actually a high end prostitute and has been caught falling for a deal made by a guy to pay for sex. She usually accepts 20k for a weekend and says she will do extra stuff like golden shower or corpophilia (disgusting) for extra. Some women have even agreed to go with a 13 year old for extra (terrible). The screen shots of the conversation have been uploaded online to Tag Sponsors website

That girls a Tag Sponsor. I couldn't believe it

by Frank467 May 5, 2017

sponaugle

A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.

Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.

Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.

Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.

Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.

Man the sun is bright today, I wish I had a sponaugle.

by M Irvin June 3, 2007

Spenser

The greatest person i have ever met...is always putting a smile on my face on my worst days. just hearing his laugh makes me so happy...ive known him forever and still get butterflies when im around him i hope i can be with him forever hes the first guy ive ever loved and hes so awesome...

the spense a nator lalala

by kari September 8, 2004

Spond

A unit of currency in the British Isles; one pound. Also 5 x 20 denk. The word 'Spond' is a shortening, presumably, of Spondulick, and remains as 'Spond' either in the singular or plural.

"This car was supposed to be 300 spond, but i knocked him down to 250"

by Matt Hindle November 5, 2003

Sonsie

(N.) Tall, Big, Busty, Voluptious, or Curvaceous. (found on Hyperdictionary.com)

My girlfriend, Melissa is extremely Grandiloquent and Extremely Sonsie.

by G-Union November 5, 2003