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Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020
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spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
by marni March 7, 2004
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Sponge Mouth

The oral cavity of a male or female with no teeth. Like a sponge, it's soft, warm and wet.
Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
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spongebob

First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
by infocenter46 December 28, 2005
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spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes
That spongebob porn made me soupy!
by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016
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spongeknob

Is that Spongeknob
No that's my nigga rock
by Yackn12 February 15, 2019
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Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
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