by MiR.D February 18, 2010
Get the shit and split mug.A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
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The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
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Get the Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version mug.by Andrea March 10, 2004
Get the licketty split mug.A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause
by Austin November 9, 2003
Get the Splinter Group mug.A brief mental and possibly animated (rare), semi controlled personal meltdown not a 100% based in reality about a worst case scenario. Typical instantaneous body signals and or language; temporary paralysis, redness or bulging of the eyes, hot or warm feeling in the head, clenching of the hands or form of fists.
Betty flew into the spintizzies when Veronica showed up to the dance in the same dress.
Arthur had a spintizzy on the project site when he saw the contractor painted the entire house warm mocha instead of cafe latte.
Arthur had a spintizzy on the project site when he saw the contractor painted the entire house warm mocha instead of cafe latte.
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