Get the Splatterchatting mug.The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.
"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."
"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."
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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."
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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."
"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."
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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."
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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."
by Virgovibes December 23, 2008
Get the Squirrelly Saunter mug.When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
horrendously smelly.
Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
Get the Doodoo Splatter mug.1. The utter nonsense of behaving in a slunty manner
2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt
3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor
2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt
3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor
A. What in tom sluntery is happenin up in huurrr?! B. I've never seen such a group of tragedies displaying such tom sluntery!
by BlasianMan September 8, 2011
Get the tom sluntery mug.by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014
Get the yogurt splatter mug.Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm
Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?
Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016
Get the Chicken Splatter mug.When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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