spliffany

When you smoke cannabis and your brain starts to make new connections, and you come up with a brilliant idea, or epiphany. Sometimes you act on the idea and change the world. Other times, you let the idea go.

My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.

by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017

splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

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Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."

by Deevus [404 Not Found] April 16, 2008

spliffing

(v.)
the action of smoking a spliff/joint

"Dude, John is spliffing his brains out!"

by potface101 February 27, 2009

Spliff

A self-rolled cigarette containing a combination of marijuana and tobacco.

Roll me a spliff and let's get wrecked!

by T-High December 22, 2008

Put In A Spliff

Putting someone in a spliff means killing them, then later on smoking them. In your spliff.

Your mum got Put In A Spliff

by Vishmunck December 12, 2019

spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

Splifficated

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.

"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"

by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007