bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.

Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.

by Centurix April 14, 2022

RAIN OF SPIDERS

gary loves you

RAIN OF SPIDERS (spiders) (spiders)

by userhandlegoeshere January 25, 2023

Butt Spiders

A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.

also spelled buttspiders

Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?

Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!

Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.

by .Tanner Linares. January 3, 2011

spiderslut

a girl who purposely lures you in knowing you are in a relationship like a spider traps flies.

harmony is such a fucking spiderslut. she tries to act so innocent then attempts to steal your boyfriend. fucking whore.

by antispiderslut December 6, 2009

Spiders

Spiders are 8 legged creatures that give you a heart attack when you see them.

Person: "ASDFGHJKL I HATE SPIDERS!"
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*

by hellaturnt May 5, 2014

Fucking spiders

It is cold today

It’s fucking spiders today

by Badman Big Beats June 1, 2019

Spiders Nest

The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention

Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!

by SlipperyD November 14, 2013