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spelink

The act of exploring deep web page links, usually irresistable.

Typically starts out as a link sent by a friend or relative ("hey look at this!"), then an interesting link catches your eye. A couple hours later, you've traversed the bowels of cracked, holytaco, thechive, reddit but not digg because nobody goes there anymore, and a dozen other news and link aggregator sites. More often than not, this will happen at work.
Sorry, boss. Didn't mean to waste four hours on that spelink today instead of doing your TPS report.
by J e r e m y October 4, 2010
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Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things
Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!
by JoMo16 November 4, 2010
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ass spulunking

the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.
dude shut up and go ass spulunking!
by Dsk8C December 25, 2007
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Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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Turd Spelunker

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009
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Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.
John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."
by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009
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Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch
Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.
by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012
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